Maria

The hottest Girl you have ever seen. Originating from either Spanish or Russian background, she a rare traveller as her extended family lives too far away. Big Tits and a thick ass makes all the guys running for her. Her tough parents always pushing her to be her best academically and physically, which all just makes her better in bed. With low self-confidence and a sexy body, she is the perfect specimen to cuddle up with on a cold winters night by a warm fire. Her favourite position is doggy and backwards-cowgirl and will happily rub your dick at work, or take a full creampie and facial and day of the week.

Wow look at that girl with that sweet ass and giant tits!

Yeah, that's Maria

by Sean Armstrong2 June 20, 2020

Maria

Cringest person to exist straight up no cap.

Maria is so bad at overwatch

by CNG123 September 29, 2021

Maria

A snitch.

Person1: she called the cops on you? Person2: hell yea Person1: damn what a snitch Person3: maria is a snitch? Person2: yes bro on my mom Person1: snitches get stitches

by Txhoeeeee October 27, 2017

Maria

she doesn't really talk as much. it looks like she is a exciting person, probably when you meet her she will be a nice person until you make her mad,she is holding so much anger inside.

dont always be friends with maria.

by lolthisisfunnylmao August 23, 2018

Maria

Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.

Eww, Maria has a cruch on you. Best to break her heart before she crushes you first.

by SilasBlack December 17, 2018

Mariah

One word a whore.She tries to act cool but she really isn't . Mostly everyone does not like her.She look like a witch because of her face.She is mean and stuck up.

Mariah nose look like a witch.She tries twerking but it dosen't work out for her she just look cringy

by Bye sis June 6, 2019

mariah

hoe, thot, skank, bitch, basically any hoe word describes her. she a snake too🤮.

oh shit look it’s that hoe ass bitch mariah, didn’t she fuck the whole football team?

by alohaahyesyes October 26, 2019