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Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
by ChasingFire July 2, 2019
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nannas magic soup

An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.
Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat
by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017
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Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.
"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."
by 4Bros August 4, 2013
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Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words
Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile
by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020
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Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
by bawesomeb September 17, 2019
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Magic shell hulk

To paint one's flacid penis green, then dip the aforementioned painted penis in magic shell giving it a hard chocolate coating. Upon obtaining an erection, the newly green dick breaks free from its chocolate barrier in a Hulk-like Fashion. Hulk smash!
"You should have seen the look on that chicks face when I magic shell Hulked for her"
by Definatly Not Anthony August 22, 2012
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Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus
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