Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

nannas magic soup

An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.

Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat

by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017

Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip

Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus

by Horny8YearOldRobloxian12345678 June 8, 2018

Magic Milk Cheeks

the act of jizzing on your best friends cheeks while he or she is asleep.

"I can't wait for tonight and make my best friend, Winston, some magic milk cheeks."

by 4Bros August 4, 2013

Magic Ninja Dust

Same as Cup O Soup but only with silent fart.

He was being an asshole so I threw some Magic Ninja Dust in his face.

by Ninga Master September 15, 2010