Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 02, 2021

Stinky Magic Puff

Passing a large amount of gas from your anus into your open hand and keeping it in your hand or pocket.

Ooh, this is gonna be a big one. Stinky magic puff into the hand. Mmm, that was warm.

by Stinky Winky June 16, 2013

Magic School Bus

After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip

Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus

by Horny8YearOldRobloxian12345678 May 23, 2018

Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 18, 2019

Magic Ninja Dust

Same as Cup O Soup but only with silent fart.

He was being an asshole so I threw some Magic Ninja Dust in his face.

by Ninga Master September 16, 2010

Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 16, 2020

vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014