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Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.
by Valcokr July 27, 2025
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Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023
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Good after morning

Good afternoon but after morning so at 12 pm-4pm u will say good after morning
by Haha oh June 17, 2020
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Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.
Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.
by dankDefine April 20, 2018
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Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018
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morning

1- Period between 6:00 AM until 12:00 PM (midday).
2- Period between 6:00 AM until 11:59 AM.
3- Period between sunrise until 12:00 PM (midday).
Morning.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
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