Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

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The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie

Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron

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