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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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Kei

Kei was a trainee in iland and he didn't get to debut. but he WILL debut. we all live you kei !!
Kei is so handsome, his abs!!

Kei is going to debut! or else >:
by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020
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key

i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.
Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
by joodicles October 7, 2022
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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.
by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019
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Key Terms

Key Terms : adj (th-italic) & pronounciate 2 simple word as

key - keys

term - terms

this participle tilde ‡ indirect subject ‡ definition

46R : tilde adj participle : webster 's xlsx docx csv
Time magazine updates "KEY TERMS" in november A yr ender Announcement
by twatquarters.help May 6, 2022
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