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internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
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An internet tool that takes forever t
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internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
by Adrohn February 28, 2012
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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an internet browser created by Microsoft. Also known as "IE", it is disliked by most, if not all, internet users due to being slow, useless and prone to viruses.
Billy: Hey, dude, I just got Internet Explorer 11!
Bob: what, to download firefox LMAO screw ie amirite
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internet gold

a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."
Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021
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internet-enabled

Internet-enabled means if a device is connected to the internet and can access websites, the device is internet-enabled.
Is your device internet-enabled?
by ahoulton August 23, 2020
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Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
by ccunit December 16, 2021
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