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Bed Shitter

A man women child, or animal that shits on the bed. May or may not like being shamed for it in a sexual way, but is always shamed for it in a sexual way.
"Youre a naughty little bed shitter are'nt you bitch?"
by Being11355 May 22, 2020
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Clipped Bed

Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.

Tanner: What?

Mark: A clipped bed
by eposope July 19, 2022
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jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.
by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.
P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016
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Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace
Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed
by Sussy boi April 7, 2025
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make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
by Bed wife June 22, 2023
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