by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
Get the twenty-four-hour clock mug.Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
Get the Grandpa hour mug.National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
Get the National Shit on the Ceiling Hour mug.A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.
by long_john_joe September 16, 2020
Get the Country Hour mug.The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020
Get the Eight Hour Flu mug.GAY CODE LANGUAGES LIKE ALWAYS SAY THIS MY FRIEND SPENDS MORE TIMING WITH HIS SECRET GAY LOVER DOWN LOW DOUBLE EAR PIERCING GAY CODE
A BRA BRING ME THAT PISTOL MEANING PUSSY.
SAY BRA I GOT YOUR DOUNUTS.... ANAL SEX CODE
HE GET A CALL AND A MALE SAY YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND WORK 36 HOURS... MEANING I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY IN YOU ANALHOLE ASSHOLE PUT HIS DICK IN ANOTHER MAN ASSHOLE HAVE SEX FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIMING...
SAY BRA I GOT YOUR DOUNUTS.... ANAL SEX CODE
HE GET A CALL AND A MALE SAY YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND WORK 36 HOURS... MEANING I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY IN YOU ANALHOLE ASSHOLE PUT HIS DICK IN ANOTHER MAN ASSHOLE HAVE SEX FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIMING...
by 36 Hours October 11, 2020
Get the 36 hours mug.The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.
by Confuseus October 12, 2020
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