Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020

good wee hours

A greeting you might use in the wee hours (00:00 until 05:59).

Good wee hours.

by Siririba July 10, 2025

Gizmo Hour

The period of time when the sun goes down at a festival and everyone is getting GEARED up and preparing for the big night ahead.

Fuck me its getting to Gizmo Hour. Better keep an eye on Heidi.

by Nakamooney18 March 27, 2024

Sorta Upset Nigga Hours

Any time between the middle of the day when us niggas get sorta upset

A: Well damn sad nigga hours came too early today
B: It’s called sorta upset nigga hours dumbass

by Greenigga April 20, 2018

camper's hours

Going to bed early, and waking up early – like when you're camping, and sleep sunset to sunrise.

Man, I slept camper's hours last night; I was in bed by 9:00 and up at 5:00!

by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

soft hours

*aka praying in the dark hours*

these are the times (or hours) where you just slow down, and spent some time with The Lord; growing your relationship with Him in True Love 🫶

guy 1: "yo one more game?"
guy 2: "nahh bro its my soft hour"
guy 1: "what that"
guy 2: "soft hours like spending time with God bro"

by philotheus April 2, 2025

National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.

Yo, it’s national retard hour!

by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020