fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 21, 2021

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.

I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.

by Bobcat205 June 08, 2023

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 06, 2022

Hook Around Jib

The act of reaching around someone's body from behind them, and then preforming an Eagle Jib.

Guy 1- Shhhhh....
Guy 2- *Nods head*
Guy 3- Holy shit!!!!!
Teacher- ____ go outside!
Later....
Guy 2- Nice hook around jib!
Guy 1- Yeah, I know right!

by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 09, 2018