Ham head

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.

Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"

by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

Black Forest Ham

When you go 'HAM' or go "Hard" but with a sense of shade towards a person, place, or thing.

At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.

by MR. Ham, Black Forest Ham June 4, 2020

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 16, 2018

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 5, 2017