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lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
by ranman92509 September 30, 2011
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Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
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Fortnite Dancing

A competitive sport involving men dancing while wearing their favorite fortnite skins. It's more competitive than fake sports like cheer, kickline, and gymnastics. Only real men compete. NO WOMEN ALLOWED!!!!! Women are pussies who can not compete in any real sports. Volleyball people are just skinny (big) ass retards, and field hockey is fake ice hockey.
"me and my homies were gonna go fortnite dancing tonight"
"I fortnite danced on those girls while i took their virginity"
by urmomhasafatass October 21, 2023
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Dancing In The Street

-“Have you heard Dancing In The Street?”
-“I love that song
-“Are you gay?”
-“Nah, I just like David Bowie
by Halloween Jack 🎃 April 5, 2023
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Contemporary Dance

An avant garde style of dance that evolved from Modern dance but can be anything and everything. Often involved floorwork. But not always.

In the words of David Rose "It's a general store, but it's also a very specific store. It's also not just a store, it's like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it's not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it's an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it's more like a branded immersive experience."
I saw a contemporary dance show and it was amazing but I had no idea what was going on... the whole time.
by Margotf April 5, 2023
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Circle Dance

A dance where lots of people hold hands to make a circle & spin.
Wattam's Gimmick other than the Bowler Hat-Bomb is the Circle Dance.
by Mixels April 26, 2023
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No Dance December

Basically No nut november, but no dancing december.
You are not allowed to dance at the period of december.
-Hey girl wanna dance?
-Sorry I can't, It's No Dance December!
by Matrix 811 November 29, 2018
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