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mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."
by Dorsai December 24, 2010
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Grilled Cheese Vagwich

First, a man sprays Cheez Whiz in a woman's vagina. Then, he eats the Cheez Whiz out of her and puts it between two pieces of bread. Then, he makes the woman eat the sandwich.
I made a mean Grilled Cheese Vagwich for my hot girlfriend last night
by annoymous pseudonym September 14, 2011
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chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.
we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!
by k+kd September 20, 2012
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shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!
Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)
by Murphy79 May 5, 2014
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The cheese stands alone

Giving yourself permission to be different
Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.
by NannyF October 5, 2018
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honey nut cheerio

when you have sex (with someone hot), orgasm, and then immediately leave them afterwards.
Damn, I wish I can honey nut cheerio with Daisy Ridley.
by Fsjaller September 12, 2016
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Nigga Foreskin Cheese

-(Noun) The thick, condensed, cheese-like residue that forms within the layers of skin between the penis and its foreskin

- Must have had at least 1 week to sit and gelatinize
- High quality Nigga Foreskin Cheese has developed mold, a yellow tint, and a distinct smell resembling the rotting carcass of a mouse or rat
NIGGA 1: Ay nigga I heard that u sucked Tyrones dick the o'er day
NIGGA 2: Ye nigga, I pulled back his foreskin and ate his nigga foreskin cheese. That shit high quality.
NIGGA 1: Damn nigga I bet he only let it sit for a week.
NIGGA 2: Tha fuck u mean a week nigga, he been letting that shit sit for like two months nigga.
NIGGA 1: Fuck that man, I needa get me summa dat nigga foreskin cheese right now nigga.
by Jamilkwon Johnson March 29, 2020
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