how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

by Big boi dad November 14, 2018

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.

Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by Bee M September 20, 2014

fuck em and chuck em

Usually pertaining to homosexual teens that hook up with a guy for a relationship, but end up getting fucked and left.

Andrew: Man, i want to get with that guy so bad!
Jackie: No, no, no, hes just one of those fuck em and chuck em guys!

by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007

Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!

Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"

by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012