If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Can U Dance?

A sweet nanny goat a go run mi belly or ballet. String up supm clupm, strunnin, strummin, struggle and ease-up, blow-up and open these obstacle tentacles! Da bucky master izz dawta agony. WH'APPEN?
Coo pon dat bwoy! Hitey-Titey younghi pickney goes yaga yaga. We hafu yammin gaan to bed!". Yuh ina big fuckery.
The baggy bashment mek we dweet. Gwan hoon maas. Mi milkshake izz di bling bling but from yuh sind di hot legs. Tek it to dem. Mi cheeks pinta shawty dangerous. Naww dawg. Yer blad im movin! Gwey guzoo. Fling it up and and ring mi man undie da Martini Moon. Bunks Mi Res

Can U Dance? potwah, liquor, dance, pleaz dunnoh touch mi haffa say so much

by Martini Moon December 17, 2008

ross your cans

to open a can of beer then abandon it and claim to have downed it

you always ross your cans ye gay

by harrymanshaft January 21, 2009

Can U Not talk

A way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt.

*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl*
Girl: Can U Not Talk.

by MTGGeek August 12, 2011

flaming trash can

When a man provides a woman with oral sex or a rim job when if fact the woman has a scorching case of hemorrhoids. This action is questionable as to who, for the most part,gets the majority of the pleasure.

Ever since my wife has become pregnant she makes me do the "flaming trash can" every night just so she can go to sleep. I think my tongue is about to fall off, not to mention the horrible tasste in my mouth!

by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006

trash can hunting

trash can hunting is the sport of driving around in your friends SUV and hitting trash cans. this sport was created in 2008 by robert gaudreau and andrea payne. some crews use baseball bats and golf culbs for more dammage on the cans.this sport is mostly practiced by punk teenagers on the east coast or east side. a normal car consists of 4 or 5 riders.
1 driver
1-2 look out(s)
2-3 smashers

robb "what are you doing this week"
bryan "idk"
robb "i propose we go trash can hunting"

by the garbage man 666 May 4, 2008

Gas Can Chad

A particularly douchey man, usually wearing tank tops and beaters, named for his signature Gas Can Oakleys he wears even at night. Almost like a guy fieri type, with or without the frosted tips.

John, you're really looking like a Gas Can Chad right now. Go put on a real shirt, and lose the gas cans Andy.

by fergsaneppin November 5, 2016