blue bus 

Someone wrote that this is "a bus in which retards travel". In the song "The end" by The Doors, Jim Morrison chants that "the blue bus is calling us", and later "meet me in the back of the blue bus".

Maybe this is symbolizes a state of insanity, as in "come on, lets leave our sanity behind and go crazy together"? This makes some sense in the light of the rest of the lyrics and Jim Morrison`s lyrics and poetry in general.

the blue bus is calling us,
meet me in the back of the blue bus

blue bus by Psychotic_Illusion January 15, 2008

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

riding the short bus by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018

Rom Bus 

A magical flying bus which carries bizzare creatues to the moon. It is yellow in colour and is the shape of a rhombus. The conductor is a badger.

1. Last night, I took a funky ride of the Rom Bus!
2. You as cool as a Rom Bus, you wicked dude, yo, yo, bling, bling

Rom Bus by Crumpet Of Hell December 17, 2004

School Bus 

1. A yellow bus-like vehicle that takes kids to school. They are often driven by incompetent drivers (usually old people or immigrants). They are also cramped and uncomfortable for older students, as school districts tend to use the same buses for high school as the ones they use for the kindergarten.

2. A term for any boxy, large, or cumbersome vehicle in a video game

1. Angry mom: Get your rear out of bed or you'll miss the school bus!

2. Person 1: Damn, is that SU-14 ugly or what?

Person 2: Yep, it's a school bus

School Bus by Carbon'05 June 14, 2012

ugly bus 

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus

<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see

ugly bus by Rush August 13, 2004

drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.

Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.

drug bus by excl January 3, 2005

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

shite bus by joeyjee October 15, 2007