girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
Get the boyfriend's bloodmug. her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
Get the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Daymug. A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, hugging, and deep conversation.
by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024
Get the The Boyfriend Experiencemug. When a person (of any gender) displays a gross sense of entitlement towards a girl that wants nothing to do with them + harrasses her + doesn’t respect her boundaries as a girl that wants nothing to do with them. Overall a person who shamelessly harrasses a girl / makes her uncomfortable in a way where she’s cornered and can’t actively do anything to get away from them
Abusive boyfriend behavior- literally just the behavior me and my friends got talked to about by our parents. (Scary, threatening, rapisty)
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the abusive boyfriend behaviormug. by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020
Get the National boyfriend day part 2mug. 1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
by Illy illy December 7, 2019
Get the Ex-boyfriendmug. 