Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

sea animals

things that live under the water. things u can not drown. Sea animals are animals and they can attack anybody, if you're not 5 and fricking disgusting y'all poops. But sea animals can be cute,just dont bring them above water.

person: Sea animals are stupid
person2: no their fish like nemo

person3: sea animals are cute, #cute, stupid, awesome, perfect, hate, i hate you, #stop, #stopanimalabuse ok bye

by nemo1234dory June 4, 2018

Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!

Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?

by DeCaldo June 5, 2018

bees and seas

something asian parents really hate

my mom beat me with a slipper when i told her i got bees and seas

by userhandlegoeshere August 11, 2022

Sea food lady

Sea food lady is defined as a restaurant that sales seafood in louisvile,kentucky.

I'm hungry I'm abut to go get me something to eat at Sea food lady.

by Rob run corleone September 11, 2022

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

Monstrous beast of the seas

The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!

Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!

by Oolong Tea Cookie October 24, 2022