monster salami

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

party monster

A person who is infamous for always showing up at every single party wether they know anyone there or not. They put partying as a major priority, and usually end up being friends with drama heads

"That girl shows up at every party! What the hell!?"
"Yeah she is the towns party monster, and she humps anything willing to get her drunk."

by doug8888 November 28, 2007

pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 10, 2007

Chicken Monster

The single greatest, most powerful sub sandwich in sandwich history. It consists of five different types of chicken, ranging from buffalo spicy chicken to terayki chicken and even two different types of chicken fingers. Includes lettuce, Banana Peppers, and one randomly placed Jalapeno pepper. Oh, it makes you poop like a motherfucking waterfall of poop. Yeah, you heard me.

"Oh my goodness, Rob you consumed that entire Chicken Monster from Subway!"

Get outta the way.... i got a chicken monster shit coming on....

by Big Weenis February 15, 2006

Pupi Monster

someone who shits every where they go.

Jp is a huge pupi monster

by gabz April 16, 2004

Crack Monster

Insatiable need to consume your passions. Someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.

I am a crack monster, I ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing

by NYC_loki April 14, 2006

monster cock

1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.

1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.

by valleyman01 October 20, 2010