Summer

Literally the best season ever and the name of a very beautiful girl

Here’s some reasons why summer is the best season

• no school (for most)
• vibes only
• hot weather
• swimming
• staying up late
• fun
• get to see friends
• free time
• cold drinks
• the beach
• pretty flowers
• some aesthetic to it
• gaming
• cooking with friends

Friend 1: I’m so exited for summer!!
Friend: huh? You mean summer, that pretty girl?
Friend 1: no the season 💀

Friend 2: oh

by STARZ-YUH May 3, 2025

Summer

All summers are slags.

Someone: “Have you seen summer?”
Someone else: “She’s probably sucking off someone for a chippy.”

by Urmomssock July 25, 2021

Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.

That guys got Summer wood.

by udictionary2 July 17, 2014

andy summers the police

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.

QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police

by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022

Summer

a person who is extremely beautiful, smart, funny, cute, loving, caring, ect. She is amazing as a person and deserves better than a "Waydon". A Summers voice is better sounding than any singer or anything you can ever hear. If you happen to be able to have a Summer love you then you are one of the luckiest people ever. She can be stubborn and jealous sometimes but it won't matter because you are the same way. She will be the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with and never let go. She will be there for you and you better be there for her

Damn, that girl is perfect. She is almost like a summer.

by Sifishere December 8, 2020

Summer cut

A very short haircut over the summer.

“Dude! What happened to your hair??”
“It’s a summer cut. Old English sheepdogs do it every year.“
“Man, you don’t know about sheepdogs.”
“You don’t know about summer cuts!”

by Prometheus52 December 30, 2019

Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023