The girls that call themselves a « granola girl » aren’t granola girls. A granola girl is a girl who loves hiking, canoeing, camping, etc…
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.
by girly12379763 December 5, 2024
Get the Granola girlmug. An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
Get the Cracker Girlmug. Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded
Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"
Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
Get the Retarded Tiktok Girlmug. lea.
by lea the vsco girl September 15, 2019
Get the Vsco Girlmug. The most beautiful sexiest women u will ever see . They from Kerala (state in India) . They are very recognizable with jet black long thick curly hair dipped in coconut oil , big eyes and beautiful facial features . They also are very busty and thicc ever . Very talented ,well mannered and feminine unless you give them reason to throw hands
by desshaquillephil October 6, 2023
Get the Mallu Girlsmug. That knotty girl sent me pics of her pussy impaled on her dogs cock with the knot buried inside her.
by B-rad 907 November 24, 2023
Get the knotty girlmug. by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023
Get the lulemon girlsmug.