A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.
Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....
Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....
by Ryuuk November 4, 2012
Get the Sleep Dick-Buttmug. A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia
joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!
johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!
johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!
by gunny bunny August 15, 2012
Get the king kong dickmug. by Matthew Mccoudalick May 12, 2014
Get the Hot cheeto dickmug. When someone is being a general all around dick. Basically, the point where that person needs a good strong pimp hand to the face.
Douche: Shut up girl, you got your nasty horse teeth from sucking my huge cock.
Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.
Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.
Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?
Douche: It's called being a man.
Girl: ... I just asked to borrow some paper.
Douche: Girl, you don't even got any ass for me to grab, getcho ass some steroids quick.
Girl: Why're you all in Super Dick Mode?
Douche: It's called being a man.
by Phillip Oliver Wholes January 28, 2009
Get the Super Dick Modemug. by mr. leech March 8, 2010
Get the dick sucking leechmug. Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!
Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)
by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009
Get the dick check (d.c.)mug. When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014
Get the flexing his dickmug.