Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)

Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!

by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.

We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.

by 6+1 June 05, 2018

Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.

That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya

by Jessie’s Girl September 05, 2019

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 01, 2007

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 02, 2019

Dead Uncle Simulator

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.

Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.

Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!

by JH21 May 09, 2022