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Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)
Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!
by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019
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Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.
That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya
by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019
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Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.
my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.
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great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.
My great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018
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uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.
Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.
by sageisms January 4, 2018
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Uncle Car Curtains

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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