I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

Never touch grass

Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.

Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''

We use this expression in video games

Exemple of Never touch grass :

Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL

*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*

Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha

Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care

*Sweat fell into the void*

Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ

*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)

by A sweaty Roblox player March 30, 2023

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024