Salty

Being so butthurt about something you are seething

Emily was so salty about having the frisbee stolen from her

by JeffAl September 8, 2018

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Salty

literally the same as pissed avian

Bella is salty aka pissed

by yourmommmmmmmmisablah October 20, 2019

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.

Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017