A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Shark tankmug. A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Shark Tankmug. Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense
by W_p_j May 17, 2021
Get the Tooth tankmug. The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
Get the Friendship Gas Tankmug. Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
Get the world of tanks lobbymug. A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
2. Indeed bruh my bad
1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
Get the Martin Luther's Septic Tankmug. When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
by Klochis April 18, 2016
Get the Schatz Tanksmug.