"ugh i keep lagging"
"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
"that's because you're french and you have french internet''
"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
Get the french internetmug. A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.
Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.
Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."
2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
Get the Internet Tourettesmug. When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.
It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014
Get the Internet Hobbymug. Porn on the internet
by totalfuckup August 14, 2014
Get the Wet Internetmug. by _Andromeda April 29, 2019
Get the Internet Explorermug. The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.
Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018
Get the Internet Explorermug. When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK
Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
Get the internet stonedmug.