California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.

“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend”

by MrWebber October 9, 2025

California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.

His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?

by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

california bubbler

Round ball pipe with a small hole on the top used specifically for smoking crystal meth, or shake and bake meth.

I hit the California bubbler and got lit!

by Tweedy Bird June 18, 2017

California Carousel

When you fist your partner in the ass, hold them up on your arm like a puppet, and raise and lower them in a motion similar to that of a carousel.

Amy did you hear that Jeff gave Beth a California Carousel the other night?

by WeirdShitsInMyTits August 1, 2023

California girl

A girl coming from the U.S state of California. Commonly a materialistic, luxury gal.

Dude 1: 'Bro, check out Courtney!'
Dude 2: 'She's such a California girl, sick!'

by allmyluv! April 10, 2022

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023