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bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!
by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019
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billy the unicorn

A really amazing unicorn that is a male
"Have you heard of Billy the Unicorn"
"Yes so fab"
by CS_Dude June 29, 2016
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Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
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Unicorn

An over hyped start-up that everyone is talking about, and is raising a ton of money.
That one company is such a unicorn, it will most likely fail.
by patepatepate May 20, 2019
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unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner
I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her
by the.sexpert January 28, 2015
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Unicorn

slang for a bisexual person, in reference to those who believe bisexuality is a myth.
Did you hear? Louis is a Unicorn.”
“Ah, that doesn’t surprise me. He is a bit greedy, isn’t he?”
by two ghosts May 5, 2024
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Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.
I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.
by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023
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