California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole
"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"
by February 15, 2024
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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 11, 2022
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California Flip

burning a bowl of cannabis, and then flipping it over to have the green part from the bottom on top. In order to have a second "green hit".
this bowl is half-burned. why don't you give it a california flip?
by rufus kelly May 08, 2011
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California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California
man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...
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California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
I gave her her great California surprise
by Nooooooodlfuck January 09, 2018
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California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
by jimmy McDoogle July 01, 2012
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California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.
Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
by lapda September 06, 2022
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