Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain

Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”

by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021

Suicide

When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts

Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?

by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Suicide

When you go commit neck rope

I played some Roblox and someone told me to commit suicide. Where’s the nearest rope?

by Suesabang February 2, 2021