September 29th

If you were born on September 29th, you are a straight PLAYER. Hot af and all the girls are on you. And you usually have a big dick! OOP!

Omg you were born on September 29th!?!
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND

by Johnny sins6969 March 12, 2021

26th September

Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans

its 26th september yk what we have to do

by giojanna September 22, 2021

September 24

Make out with guys named dylan

It’s September 24 I have to makeout with a dylan today.

by Bigdaddy🍎🍎 September 23, 2021

September 27

Hug your gf/bf day

The day u have to hug ur gf/bf

Why are y’all hugging it September 27

by Bigbossssss September 25, 2021

September 22nd

The day when Michelle temple was born

AKA the greatest person alive

Person 1: today is September 22nd
Person 2: so

Person 1: it’s Michelle’s birthday

by Michelle :);) December 2, 2020

September 28th

National Dumb Blonde Day

The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.

by haldowntome October 20, 2019

Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

by leehoolia August 28, 2020