Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Jump

How High? Stop Hammertime

Dean: Jump. Jeff: How high. Dean: Stop. Jeff: hammer time

by Senõr Chang April 27, 2021

Jump Rope for Heart

A fundraising and event program that has become one of THE premier annual events for elementary and middle schools, with thousands of schools and millions of kids participating across the USA every year.

Jump Rope for Heart is the best program ever.

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2022

Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.

Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January

by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018

jump

What pussies do when they know they’ll lose a fight.

“We’re gonna jump him”

by DickSuCker9002618 October 7, 2019