internet bowser

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internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
by Adrohn January 30, 2012
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garbage internet

dang you lagged out again, you’ve got such garbage internet
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Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
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Internet pundit

Barry Morgan Jr was an internet pundit, via Twitter.
by Devilcorpsdoc December 02, 2014
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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internet gangsta

somebody who knows there way around the internet and they have esex and all
i cant think of one. internet gangsta
by narla2 August 18, 2022
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