Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Flaming knob-gobbler

When a girl eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and she sucks your dick and you finish in her mouth and she uses the cum to cool her mouth

Guy1: Jenny gave me a flaming knob-gobbler at work yesterday
Guy2: I bet that was hot
Guy1: yeah it was until I pissed flames for the next 3 hours

by Coolguy5069 February 17, 2026

Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.

Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!

by SABER DUDE 😁 October 26, 2025

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Flaming Mason

a blumpkin

Person 1: imma give you a flaming mason rq

Person 2: fuuuckkkkkk

by gajabblemabber December 30, 2025

Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST

"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"

by gingermaniac May 13, 2010

crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013