Faggot magnet

Something that attracts faggots.

His Mazda Miata is a real faggot magnet.

by Petrabid July 22, 2016

seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

Wesley Faggot

He loves being flat tired and will turn off your computer at a constant rate.

Shit that Wesley Faggot turned my computer off again.

by ConfederateConnor May 9, 2019

snazzy faggot

That one friend who walks around with a queef machine making flarp noises.

Jim is such a snazzy faggot!

by A dank memster (pepe) December 22, 2017

Figgity Faggot

Someone who is being annoying and out of pocket or just dumb.

"You're A figgity faggot"
"Shut up figgity faggot"

by Wink wonky March 14, 2019

Switcheroo Faggot

Another word for a transvestite

"Yo man I thought she was cute until I found out she was one of those Switcheroo Faggots"

by John Karpelis Karrokee July 6, 2023

literary faggot

A person who sees it necessary to research literary devices so that they might prove someone wrong, despite the person's comedic intentions.

He corrected me when I used past tense instead, what a literary faggot.

by Gorrmundo October 6, 2015