Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

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Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner

Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience

I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect

by Hellowomens November 22, 2021

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Dylan is just a great person and is very passionate about others.

"hey Dylan, how are you?"

by BigD4life November 9, 2022

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Dylan is passionate and sensitive, but will beat someone’s ass if he has to.

Dylan has never given up on someone.

Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.

He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.

He deserves better.

There’s no one else like him.

“Dylan is one of a kind.”

“Damn right.”

by âńonymøūš July 26, 2020

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A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021

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