Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

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Clapped Cuck

Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.

"Jason didn't do his slides on the presentation"
"Ugh he's such a clapped cuck"

by ToughMurph May 16, 2018

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CLAPPED

ugly

friend 1 : yu seen my ting she's bare butters g.
friend 2 : yeah g she's clapped.

by gyaldemisbutters April 22, 2020

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church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016

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Clapped

Retarded and a bit special

Yo she's so clapped, or , He needs to go to a clapped school

by frick_sha_vacado May 21, 2018

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Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect

Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia

by Sealvester November 15, 2025

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