Anthony

A most humble and well grounded type of fella despite elite physical prowess, good looks, and a massive tool. Real handyman to have around. Aspires to be chubby, live in Miami and go by Tony.

Dimepiece: What's your name?
Anthony: Anthony
Dimepiece: Your place or mine?
Anthony: Tony
Dimepiece: Here's good.

Anthony! Anthony! <footsteps approaching>

Anthony doesn't take his time getting home today. Today is Wednesday.

by AntFromDetroit March 22, 2021

Anthony

I wake up every morning thinking of you and what it would be like rolling over and see your smiling face. I know we can disagree, and I can make be icy, but you still love me with everything you have. I was scared to love you at first, in fear that you would hurt me or i would hurt you even worser, but I did anyway, and it's the best choice I ever made. Now, the only fear I have is waking up and rolling over and finding out this were only a dream. If this is a dream world, Baby, then don't wake me up because you're the one and only for me fr. Probably the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had. I remember when we first spoke, it was as if we had known each other for years. Our conversations went smoothly. I could not have asked the universe for anything more assuring or hypnotizing than the soothing tone of your voice. We completed one another. You thought that no woman good enough for you existed, and then you met me obvi. I had never met a man that could read through me and explore my inner core. In a way I imagined that I sitting on the floor, your texting me about being on the way home and i decided that I would pretend to be asleep in bed so that you can join me and we lay together as an excuse to hug because im to shy to ask you directly. I dont want our relationship to be Romeo and Juliet, or any such thing. I want it to be ours..real and raw.

“i love u veeeee”
“ don’t call me baby i’m gay remember”
“ now be a good girl and give daddy some love on his toes”
Anthony is so cringe it’s almost godly<3

by V3NUZRULEZ May 23, 2023

Anthony

Anthony is the type of guy you want to be friends with, he is such a funny guy who likes to yell MUSTARD 6 7 at the top of his lungs, he is very trustworthy and is very kind to people name Jony, Zach, Gavril and Anakin

Anthony is such a cool guy, I wished I could yell out mustard like him.

by achildinmybasement. July 8, 2025

anthony

a little dicked pothead

who’s the new kid?
he seems like an anthony
oh, tru

by littlepenis101 March 2, 2020

Anthony Phillipo

Anthony Phillipo is one of a kind, has insane potential in sports, probably football and basketball, He is insanely good looking. On top of his sports he is an absolute fucking legend. He gets all the girls. He is in all honors classes and is just living the dream.

OMG, is that Anthony Phillipo?

by urbanman2837 January 12, 2022

Anthony

The hottest boy in the entire world. Just by looking at him you would want to get married, and have kids with. He is just to damn hot

Man look at Anthony.

by AHOOD10 April 4, 2022

kyle anthony

actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around

also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn

Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.

by ryuuk_den November 1, 2021