Duck hunting

When two men go into the woods and perform felacious acts and numerous butt play actions. Very gross with huge consequence

John and brant went duck hunting, little to say they arent virgins anymore

by Benkatzz February 22, 2015

just duck it

a theory that when all other accesories fail, and there is nothing you can do about it, accesorise with duct tape!

originated from the saying "Just F*ck It"

the term "Just Duck It" is currently used by an awesome duct tape company... <3

My hair's a mess today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I don't know what to wear today... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!
I haven't decided what to give my mother for Mother's day... What should I do?
JUST DUCK IT!

by Yellow Angry Bird May 20, 2011

Duck Magic

Magic unlike any other. Duck magic is something like a miracle appearing before you very eyes. Duck Magic originated when a duck appeared from thin air in the brush.

I got this term paper done in 10 minutes. It was like Duck Magic.

by Cacinogen33 April 1, 2009

duck munch

a person who sucks ducks dick

marcus why are u a duck munch

by pc dude,luke dog, and marco January 29, 2010

Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Rusty Duck

When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.

After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.

by Bow Down September 5, 2009

Duck Dumplin

A form of dry-sex that is done in the doggy style position. Usually done in the nude, no penetration is done while performing the Duck Dumplin.

I just got done doing the Duck Dumplin.

by The Panamanian Crookster04 February 5, 2010