Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.
Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
It is summer. A nice boy is now 8 years old. He gets his first cone of icecream. Before turning 8 his parents would only give him ice cream in a cup. "You're to young to handle an ice cream cone Bobby, dontcha kno"
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
by Bradley Armpitt July 15, 2025
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She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015
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Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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