Noob Toob

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)

e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs

by Killer toob April 18, 2006

mad noob disease

MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.

"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease

by J and Ace December 17, 2013

Mo' Urban Noob

someone who posts a real definition for a word instead of something totally rad or hXc. The person usually ends up looking like a total dumb F*** and will probably be puched in the head if they are discovered by a source or just some NON-Mo' Urban Noob.

hey look at this link <insert urban dictionary link here> that first guy is such a Mo' Urban Noob

by ReptarRAWRRAWRRAWR February 20, 2009

Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.

Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.

by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008

Out Noobed

See Outnoobed

To see the definition, go to Outnoobed

by Bud Wise May 15, 2004

wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.

Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."

by westfalia January 27, 2012

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them

-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

by TheCheezyBallz May 5, 2011