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Joseph Whitsey

Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.
Oi Joseph Whitsey
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Joseph

"Woah he's so racist!"
"Yeah that's cus he's Joseph!"
by Bogis Joseppi November 21, 2023
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Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.
Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*
by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022
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joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah
by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025
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Joseph

A hypocritical retard who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and smells of shit & ciggarettes.
"Joseph snitched on everyone because he's a fucking hypocritical cunt"
by retarded_dumbass May 13, 2024
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Joseph

Joseph's are typically the kindest and sweetest people you will ever come across. Being able to feel their warmth whether it be from their touch, smile or jokes is special beyond all doubts. They make the best partners for their patience and understanding. Often having a goofy mood with a playful side you can't help but roll your eyes then smile at a Joseph is the epitome of bestest boi. Whether he is gay, straight, bi or any other variation he will be the best partner you can find. A great kisser, love making skills that could make your toes curl and a heart so big you'd need lube to fit his love.
"No guys I don't think you understand, I think he's the one."
"how can you tell?"
"he's a Joseph
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