Skip to main content

Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)
Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!
by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019
mugGet the Uncle Tommug.

Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.
That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya
by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019
mugGet the Uncle Mikemug.

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.
my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.
mugGet the Uncle Howards Kidsmug.

half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.
My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
mugGet the half-uncle-in-lawmug.

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.
We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat
by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023
mugGet the uncle herman pantsmug.

ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.
eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v
by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021
mugGet the ur uncle :vmug.

My uncle burt

Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
mugGet the My uncle burtmug.

Share this definition