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Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.
That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya
by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019
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Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)
Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!
by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019
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Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.
my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.
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pulling an Uncle Sam

Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.
You sure were pulling an Uncle Sam the other day when you were banging your sister-in-law.
by UnYieldingBroda June 7, 2013
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creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023
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half-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's parent's half-sister.
2. The half-brother of one's parent-in-law.
My half-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Here’s your uncle

It means that your 40 year old uncle comes into your room with a leather mask and a leather belt and says here’s your uncle
Me: oh I dropped the soap better go pick it up

My uncle : here’s your uncle
by Beat it daddy 555 April 10, 2019
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