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Square

Caroline is a bitch. That’s a square.
by Ana Lbeads August 14, 2018
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squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again
Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared
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one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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Squares

Used in sentences like “I got squares wich are crisps” but no one will say that so nevermind
by Squares September 18, 2020
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Square

Let me get one them square
by Chowbones January 11, 2017
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Square up

G code slang for giving a hug so niggas on these skreets don’t think you soft/nice.
Yo dawg, sad nigga hours have me lately.

Stfu and square up nigga!
by Sad Boi George November 4, 2019
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