Uncle Tom

Living hell for females. Nickname females use to hide the identity of what they call a period. Tom= time of month:)

Sally: Uncle Tom came can you help me?
Fredricka: sure!!

by Chickens buttocks October 17, 2019

Uncle Mike

The Caucasian version of an Uncle Tom. He has not loyalty and will sell out his family for promises made by strangers. He has no backbone and fears being alone. He is so lonely he does laundry with other peoples moms on Sundays until they run or die to get away. In his youth he had promise, loving family, everything but his own low self esteem and fear of rejection sank him to the lowest thing a person can be, a traitor against their own family.

That piece of shit Uncle Mike, 69 still calling himself Punkypoo2, better just keep his $5 whore and stay home because no one wants him here. And that little dog too mya

by Jessie’s Girl September 5, 2019

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007

creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023

ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.

eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v

by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021

My uncle burt

Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.

“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023