"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
Get the Two Figs Short of a Goosemug. Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.
by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020
Get the Cookie Goosemug. You're a fucking Re****
by Guysom January 20, 2023
Get the Silly Goosemug. A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it
by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023
Get the Goose Battingmug. You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024
Get the Silky Goosemug. Wow we were so goosed last night!
by Jnickle dickles April 17, 2021
Get the Goosedmug. by Tacohut June 6, 2021
Get the Mother Goosingmug.